read a few jokes that cracked me up today... woohaha...

why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -it was dead
why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? -it was stapeled to the first
why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? -peer pressure
why did the fourth squirrel fall out of the tree? -thought it was a game
wy did the tree fall over? -it thought it was a squirrel
why did the man die? -cuz 4 squirrels and a tree fell on his head!

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Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"
Little Johnny: "None."
Teacher: "Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"
Little Johnny: "None."
Teacher: "Can you explain that answer?"
Little Johnny: "One is shot, the others fly away. There are none left."
Teacher: "Well, that isn't the correct answer, but I like the way you think"
Little Johnny: "Teacher, can I ask a question?"
Teacher: "Sure."
Little Johnny: "There are three women at the ice cream parlor. One is licking, one is biting and one is sucking her ice cream cone. Which one is married?"
Teacher: "The one sucking the cone."
Little Johnny; "No. The one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think."

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There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.
The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"
Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"
Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00
The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"
Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

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A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here..."
The Black man turned around and stood up.
He then said, "Listen Bitch...
When i was born, i was BROWN,
when i grew up, i was BROWN,
when i'm sick, i'm BROWN,
when i go in the sun i'm BROWN,
when i'm cold, i'm BROWN,
when i die, i'll be BROWN,
But you Bitch...
when you're born, you're PINK,
when you grow up, you're WHITE,
when you're sick, you're GREEN,
when you go in the sun, you turn RED,
when you're cold, you turn BLUE,
And when you die, you turn PURPLE,
And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

saturday.
went out with fwb yesterday. ^^ met him at 10.30am at dbgzonex. & we saw omg- and a few of his friends. lol. -.-" after that, we headed down to lot1, & he told me about his past. :o so cool.
we reached lot1 at around 12.10, waited for ray til about 2plus. -.-" and we talked to ray! xD and we had lunch.. and we talked to ray for a while more before we went to neo. :D

{ oh, the 4 legged ddr style, sorry for the unfocused pics. xD



thankfully it was on the 3rd mix machine. heh.

{ && the neos! ;D



{ i think this is sweet ^^


and after that, we went back to dbg. omg- was expected. oh wells. ^^ on our way thr, we zilian-ed. :D

{ ahaaaa





{ buhbye nice hair T.T (lol what are you doing)



we reached dbg at 5, in hope that they wouldnt hog the machine T.T
there were 4 creds so jeffrey tapped. i didnt know why i tapped along -.-" & we waited a freaking 45 minutes before it was our turn. jeffrey had to go home soon, so i gave my other cred to omg- ^^ oh wells. i'm a nice person... i think they'll return it one day when i go see them agn. ;D
after jeffrey went home, i accompanied lydia til her father came. met her at woodlands station and went back down to lot1. haha. we had kfc's before going up to let her meet ray.

{ =)


lydia and i watched the ddrers ddr, and then i saw vin and jes. heeeeeeeee. wanted to talk to jes, but her boyf had to sit with her. so i wrote them a card. pretty plain, so sorry >.<" haha.
then lydia and i sat the bus 302, aka the lucky bus, and she tried to call in to 987fm again. ;D within 45sec of the bus ride we called thru and emily picked up xD and i crapped on national radio. -.-"

that's all.. sorry for the lame post today... ^^

p/s ; i won't show the neos on 24th sept. those pics look rather =.=" and i think i failed in taking a nice proper neo. hahaaaaa.



friday.

{ ENGLISH PAPER! MY CHONG WENT SOT!

haha, he went to draw it in block letters and even coloured it -.-" manns.

during chinese class, enxin went high. she claimed that eating HELLOPANDA would make her high. i guess it's true then. -.-" (yea, we were eating in class.)

{ enxin being spastic


{ proof that she's eating!


{ && the antelope trying to use her laptop. woaaaaaah.


during english lesson, vivian suggested that we go neo after school today, since all cca stood down for these 3 weeks. haha, okay lor, since we needed more neos on our calculators xD

{ in the process of neoing ;D


then charles went to minitoons to buy meiren's birthday present. ^^ happy belated birthday meiren! :D
taufik and enxin went to play with the massagers sold over at minitoons. wakaka.

{ war & harmony



& we went to kfc to eat! enxin and vivian had shrooms burger while charles and i did nothing. ~.~ as per usual, enxin ate her burger her way, the 2 breads first, then the meat. and it so happened that vivian had to suggest buying the cheese. OMGGGG.
SORRY ENXIN! THANKYOU ENXIN! ILOVEYOU ENXIN! xD all these pictures were taken with the courtesy of enxin. enjoy!

{ obscenity!




{ && charlie


{ && vivian (acting cool)


{ crapppppp! vivian loves her comb.





{ haha, the 2 weirdoes. xD one pic shows em all!



then we headed to the library to study and i got an emo pic of charlie :D

{ aww.


we "studied" til around 4, before we headed home. on our way to the train station, we saw people carrying gold coloured boxes, which we called them, gold strips. and lo and behold! tiger beer ad. -.-" fuck that bitch who said, "sorry, but i can't issue this to kids in uniform. hope you lose your job.
(lol, blogger wont let me upload her pic. i think blogger hates her too:D)